Rule #2 - Chocolate is king, or queen, I don't know which but I do know it's some sort of royalty. It must be because it rules my world. It's sugar, and caffeine and that indescribable taste all rolled into a little bite of heaven.
I realize as a former fatty that I can't live on it and other foods must be consumed. Other foods are eaten around here on a regular basis. But in a perfect world we would all live on chocolate. It will be appropriately worshiped here on a regular basis.